Funny Verse

I am sad but you are sadder
You are bad but I am
Bad-der? 😕
If you don't get me
You'll be gladder
Thank you for not
Getting any madder.

Let's fly up on wings of flight
Yes you heard me
Boy that's right
I don't believe in wings of light
Upstroke downstroke
Only feathers  might
Carry us through
Never say Neverland
Hollow bones
And boat shaped man.

Jesus descended
A star is born
So over Bethlehem
A bright beacon shone

Connect the dots
And read all the signs
Today's miracle
Might be
Tomorrow's science

Upstroke downstroke
Parry on
Man is an ape
But also,
Adam's son.

Beguiled was he
A fool in love
Pretty Eve
Should have asked
The Holy Dove

And not that talking serpent
Standing just so
Never that forked tongued
Scaly fellow.

Perhaps you think
You are Hanuman
Prove it monk
Leap across oceans
If you can fly
Un Winged unhinged
Monkey
You can grow a tail
I'll pin it for free.
There was a tribe in the forest
Called the Va-naras
Get the joke do, you
Literal Naras?

So some say they built a bridge
Some say a bridge exists
Some pin their hope and faith on it
But It's not on my bucket list .

The last word
I must say this
Let's part in peace.
You believe what you want
Don't laugh at me please.

😜